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What did one cat say to the other on St. Patrick's Day?

Happy St. Cat-trick's Day!

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What's a cow's favorite dessert?

Chocolate moo-se!

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What did one snail say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Will you be my Valen-slime?

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What does Santa do all summer?

He hoe-hoe-hoes his garden!

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What do pigs put on booboos?

OINKment!

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What instrument does a sheep play?

A tuBAAA!

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What is a duck's favorite snack?

Cheese and QUACKers!

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

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How do ghosts travel?

By SCARE-plane!

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Why was the baby ghost crying?

Because he had a BOO-BOO!

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Why did the car get a flat tire?

Because there was a fork in the road!

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What animal likes to write poetry?

A RHYME-oceros!

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Why didn't the poet get paid?

He forgot to punch the RHYME clock!

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What is a snail's favorite beverage?

SLOW-dapop!

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What is a pig's favorite treat?

SLOP-tarts!

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What is an otter's favorite fruit?

W-OTTER-melon!

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What kind of bug wears a dress?

A LADY-bug!

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What is a ghost's favorite flower?

BOO-bells!